Razzle 2:19 Tue Jan 14
Not gonna lie....
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Is there another phrase that is more irritating than the current trend to say "....not gonna lie.."
So what you are effectively saying is that you will tell a version of the truth.
If you hear anyone use this expression "..not gonna lie.." you have my expressed permission to call them a bellend.
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w4hammer
3:07 Thu Jan 16
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" im not being funny ,but ..." (usually mouthed by fat slags pushing a triple pram with a Braaaahn kid or two )
followed by a threat or insult as in "..... its none of your faaackin business they dont know who their dad is, neither do i..."
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bruuuno
1:15 Thu Jan 16
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‘Doing’ a place instead of visiting.
“Oh yah so I’m like doing cambo this summer on my gap yar”
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Dan M
2:01 Wed Jan 15
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violator 11:15 Wed Jan 15
"Yeah nah" is popular in New Zealand. Basically "I understand what you're saying but I disagree with it" in two handy syllables.
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Alwaysaniron
1:53 Wed Jan 15
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Fam
What the fuck does that actually mean?
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violator
11:15 Wed Jan 15
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No yeah...what the fuck is that about
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Takashi Miike
11:12 Wed Jan 15
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footballers ending every sentence in interviews with "you know what I mean, you know"
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Dandy Lyon
11:10 Wed Jan 15
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I hate it more when it is in written form as ngl
It is usually folks a few shades down on the B&Q Colour chart that do this.
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Nurse Ratched
11:08 Wed Jan 15
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'Talking points'
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Darlo Debs
10:41 Wed Jan 15
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claypole.7.04 I Swear Down is a regional thing. Never heard it til.i came up here to live.
btw This thread should be known as the Victor Meldrew Grumpy Old Bastards thread.
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Charoo
9:45 Tue Jan 14
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Nice to e-meet you.
Fuck off cunt.
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Cheezey Bell-End
8:04 Tue Jan 14
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I hate it when people add 'just sayin' on the end of a message.
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ak37
7:58 Tue Jan 14
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When people can’t explain properly what they mean they throw in “what I’m saying is......”
Let that just sink in.
Can I get instead of please may I have.
With all due respect.
World class stadium.
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Swiss.
7:28 Tue Jan 14
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"to be honest with you" and "I'm not being funny" but not that often
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Dan M
7:10 Tue Jan 14
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"you couldn't make it up"
Humanity has written tales about every facet of life and love, about the far future, the ancient past, never-seen alien planets, worlds through portals of life and time and the dark recesses of its own minds.
West Ham not having decent cover in central midfield is not beyond the fucking realms of fantasy you soppy cunt.
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claypole
7:04 Tue Jan 14
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The phrase "i swear down" really aggravates me. Especially when said by the types that would watch or be on Love Island.
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ironsofcanada
6:40 Tue Jan 14
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lowermarshhammer 6:36 Tue Jan 14
You should stop hanging out with 1930s New York mobsters.
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lowermarshhammer
6:36 Tue Jan 14
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Hate it when someone talks to me and starts off with "You's is ....'
FUCK OFF CUNT
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balders
6:36 Tue Jan 14
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Don’t hear
Look at these Mardy cunts in meetings anymore
The worlds changed
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crystal falace
6:31 Tue Jan 14
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Girls at work can't say a sentence without using the word "like" at least 4 times.
Really grinds my gears
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Bungo
6:30 Tue Jan 14
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18 year old seems to refer to all food as 'munch' now.
Ridiculously irritating!
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Far Cough
6:25 Tue Jan 14
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I hate the rising terminal inflection
Looks at Sven*
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